They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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