Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
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