his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
Shame is for Republicans.
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