when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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