you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
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there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
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I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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