i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
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I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
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Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
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