i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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