We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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