Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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