They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
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The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
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We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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