I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
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