im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
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Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
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I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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