It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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