i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
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dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
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Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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