so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
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