he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
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The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
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Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
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