Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
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I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
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On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.