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(909): View more from California

I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.

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(831): View more from California

So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...

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(714): View more from California

the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.

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(225): View more from Louisiana

Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina

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(916): View more from California

I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.

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(914): View more from New York

Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.

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(214): View more from Texas

She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.

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(423): View more from Tennessee

You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....

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