So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.