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• (631): View more from New York

  the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares

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• (928): View more from Arizona

  On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  i can recognize that vagina from a mile away

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today

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• (936): View more from Texas

  The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".

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  I'm fucked.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers

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• (207): View more from Maine

  RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR

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  THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.

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• (805): View more from California

  he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died

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• (305): View more from Florida

  listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.

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• (646): View more from New York

  I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.

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