all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
