did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
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She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Dignity is for republicans.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
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I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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