I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
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I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
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Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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