Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
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Are we still banned from the library?
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
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Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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