If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
Randomize
