Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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