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also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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