There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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