I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
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