He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
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and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
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I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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