You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
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