You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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