yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
this boner is exhausting
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Let's paint friendship bongs
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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