You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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