I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
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Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
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I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Dicks are not precious.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
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