next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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