I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
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