Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
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The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
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I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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