All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
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at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
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Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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