honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
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