sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
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The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
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How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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