so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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