I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
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Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
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What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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