.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
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How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
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Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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