I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
her vagine was all disorganized.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
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I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
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I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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