Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
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the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
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He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
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