awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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