I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
Randomize
