I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
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