Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
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Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
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I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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