I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
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You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
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HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
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