Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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