Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
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considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
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That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
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